Bradezone

The following screenshots prove that I am awesomeness. You’ll have to trust me on that one. Bonus factoid: I didn’t use Reverse against the heavies.

99's for all. Thanks, Abysteels!

Performing all concurrences has been known to cause irritable bowels

The three best weapons, ready for stabbin'

Yeah, so this is the ultimate thingie

Danjuro is Japanese for "a real booger to obtain"

No, I didn't skimp on ammo either

Also note the Tower procurement

Some good shields or whatever

Henne relinquished the goods

A rare bird indeed, and maddeningly optional

Rare, but 100 times easier than Omega and the Big Y

Sure, you can swat. But I can stab.

Zodiac Spear + Bubble Belts + Renew > Your Lasers

Whatevz, it was just for kicks...

After all the dust has settled

It seems fitting on this, the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Lunar Landing, to announce a couple of launches of my own. First, my cohorts and I at Merge have officially announced the redesign of our website, and I can scarcely think of a project of which I’ve been prouder. Everyone played an extremely vital role in the endeavor, so feel free to peruse those About pages and meet the perpetrators.

The other imminent launch is that of AirTran Flight 121, departing from Atlanta and arriving in Los Angeles tomorrow. On board will be a group on a mission—a mission to conquer the “Classic Sierra Hike” at Kings Canyon. Yours truly will be joined by three others on this week-long trek, and much like the two prior editions of the Chuck Norris Memorial Hike, this one promises its share of bizarre photos and ridiculous anecdotes. You have been warned.

For lack of blogging:

• MLB Extra Innings
• NHL and NBA playoffs
• Worms HD on PS3
• An insistence upon not writing superfluously

But fear not, for there are a couple of drafts in the works, one entitled “Alice in Plaid,” the meaning of which you are free to guesstimate.